Definitions by Alan Smithee

exastellaric

A girl more brilliant than a supernova

Aka, do you know why you're exastellaric? Cause you illuminate than one hundred heptalux.

exastellaric by Alan Smithee September 11, 2011

chibibrenda 

A small little girl who wears glasses and dresses like a student.

Brenda calls herself chibibrenda.

chibibrenda by Alan Smithee July 13, 2004

pateando al muerto 

Kicking a dead body in Spanish.

It means that it's still trying to get a reaction to something, but it will be useless.

Y tu amigo sigue esperando volver con ella?
Si, pero ya ves, sigue pateando al muerto.

And, is your friend still hoping to get back with her?
Yes, but you see, he's kicking the dead body.

pateando al muerto by Alan Smithee July 11, 2004

BadtzMauru 

A big big panda, 0wn3d by her mistress Aka.

Aka whipped his BadtzMauru for a while before letting him eat.

BadtzMauru by Alan Smithee July 10, 2004

Invading Iraq 

Waiting to do something that you know you shouldn't do until you can come up with a reson, regardless of whether or not you base said reason on false facts and illogical reasoning.

A: "Dude, that kid just threw a brick at that guys head!"
B: "George W. Bush sucks."
A: "What?"
B: "I said, why did he throw the brick?"
A: "The kid said it was because the guy's car was green, and therefore he was trying to commit insurance fraud because people would hit him because he blended in with the grass."
B: "But...the guy's car was silver...and we're downtown...where there is little to no grass..."
A: "I know, it's like invading Iraq."

Invading Iraq by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004

True Moron

One who is actually a moron. One who is not just called a moron, but actually is a moron.

A: "Soccer is boring"
B: "You're wrong, soccer is the best sport on the face of the earth. It's so obvious because people all over the world like it and it's possible for someone elses opinion to be wrong."
A: "Dude, you are a true moron."

True Moron by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004

People who think that opinions can be wrong 

The ultimate level of stupidity. One who is so stupid, thier brain can only function enough to do what is needed to survive. A true moron.

A: "...what comes before B?"
B: "Dude, you're like people who think opinions can be wrong."

People who think that opinions can be wrong by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004