Alan's definitions

Puerto

Jamaican slang term for Puerto Rican.

Juan worked tobacco over the summer, said be befriended some Jamaicans, who let him sit at their table during lunch break, and called him Puerto.

by Alan May 8, 2004

feet

the things you use to walk and stand often have shoes or socks on them

hey look at my feet they make me stand

by alan March 6, 2004

snerpelt

one who snivles and gripes a lot

by alan April 16, 2003

deward

Possessing all the resources in order to execute a task at hand, and then failing to pull it off. Often used in a romantic context. See dewardt.

Nope. He went home alone after pulling a deward.

by alan April 7, 2004

poo

usually involves a toilet and a good magazine

nothing like a good read on the throne

by alan December 26, 2003

Boojum chaser

One who spends inordinate ammounts of energy and time trying to attack a precieved enemy which does not exist. A UFO expert, paranormal investigator or one who rants and rails constantly about how communism is still a threat to our very way of life.

The John Birch society is populated by delusional, paranoid boojum chasers.

by Alan May 9, 2004

ur monkey

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?
You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?
You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?
You: Doing ur monkey!

by Alan November 17, 2004