Alan's definitions

jizzmackin'

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.

Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.

by alan March 29, 2004

zuma-dollars

an interest-free loan that you don't have to pay back. ever.

i wish all banks worked with zuma-dollars!
yeah. fnb sucks!

by alan October 21, 2004

bohan

The piece of skin that connects the penis to the ballsack.(scrodum)

Wow he is such a Bohan
I wnt to suck his Bohan

by alan December 6, 2004

stoat

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.

Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !

by Alan March 20, 2005

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by Alan September 21, 2003

stairway to heaven

The most gorgeous song done by Led Zeppelin. While the guitar chords are simple, it is composed brilliantly.

I believe stairway to heaven refers to a lady's greed leading to her demise. Much of the song refers to capitalism (western civilizaiton) and money in a negative light.

There's a lady whose sure
All that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a feeling I get, when I look to the West/ and my spirit is crying for leaving.

by Alan December 11, 2003

jaunbrand

A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.

Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?

Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.

Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.

Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.

by alan April 7, 2004