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by Alan September 21, 2003

The most gorgeous song done by Led Zeppelin. While the guitar chords are simple, it is composed brilliantly.
I believe stairway to heaven refers to a lady's greed leading to her demise. Much of the song refers to capitalism (western civilizaiton) and money in a negative light.
I believe stairway to heaven refers to a lady's greed leading to her demise. Much of the song refers to capitalism (western civilizaiton) and money in a negative light.
There's a lady whose sure
All that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a feeling I get, when I look to the West/ and my spirit is crying for leaving.
All that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a feeling I get, when I look to the West/ and my spirit is crying for leaving.
by Alan December 11, 2003

A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.
Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?
Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.
Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.
Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.
Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.
Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.
Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.
by alan April 7, 2004
