Alan's definitions

fearitude

Word made up by the character "The Janitor" from the NBC hospital based sit-com Scrubs. The word is said by Bob Kelso in season 5 episode 24 when he is blackmailed into announcing on the hospital PA system that he is afraid of the Janitor.

Bob Kelso: "...so, please join me in basking in the glow of the Janitors awesome... *pauses* ...this isn't a word?!"

Janitor: "Read it!"

Bob Kelso: "Fearitude. Goodnight."

by Alan May 24, 2006

parked the shark

It's when a long-running clubbing institution ends, and, the frontrunners of that institution don't realise it's all over. It's commonly identified by that phrase 'that is how it is now'.

alan: can't believe carpark is getting us to get him gear for his party.
rob-e: the young ones will look back on this day when more parked the shark..
alan: i guess that is how it is now...

by alan February 21, 2006

borange

As far as I can tell its a word that was made up so there was a rhyming word with orange. To tell you the truth I think the spelling should be a little more than orange with a b on the front.. maybe BHorange or BoHrange or something? ie have a silent letter just to make it seem all the more kewl/wanky :)

There once was a man who was not down or blue.
He didn't like to swear, use shit or poo.
His favourite food was duck ala orange.
When he swore he would just say Bhorange.

by Alan January 6, 2005

Rimjob

When somebody sticks there legs over the back of there head and somebody licks there arsehole

by alan August 2, 2003

Puerto

Jamaican slang term for Puerto Rican.

Juan worked tobacco over the summer, said be befriended some Jamaicans, who let him sit at their table during lunch break, and called him Puerto.

by Alan May 8, 2004

snerpelt

one who snivles and gripes a lot

by alan April 16, 2003

Block-and-drop joint

A bar in the early 1910's, which served "needled" or fortified beer. So called because you have a drink, walk a block and drop dead. Also called a "blind pig."

The proprietors of the block-and-drop joint had set up a practice of drugging their beer, then rolling the patrons that passed out.

by Alan June 4, 2004