loo

a kid that has one eye lower then the other

loo loo eye low eye josh low eye

by alan April 21, 2005

grasshead

a. A person, usually male, who is addicted to marijuana. 6. pothead

b. A person who has signed up for the website http;//www.whatthefuck.com under "Grasshead."

a. Look at that grasshead, smoking 24/7

b. Hi, I'm grasshead.

by Alan December 05, 2004

Hop-head

One who habitually uses "hop" or opium. Also hop-habit: opium addiction.

"Lemme tell you 'bout Willie the Weeper,
Willie the Weeper, yeah, the chimney sweeper
He had the hop-habit and he had it bad
Lemme tell you 'bout a dream he had"

--old ragtime song about opium.

by Alan June 05, 2004

puck

A derogatory term for Canadians. Not that it exists already, I just think it would be cool to start a new term. Also, I have met a few people who don't know the term canuck. Puck, because it's the main point of interest in hocket, a predominantly Canadian sport.

Can you believe this puck, if I hear him say eh again, I'll kick his ass.

by alan June 15, 2004

fano

Someone who borrows your porn and never returns it.

Where's the porn? Fano's got it.

by alan April 07, 2004

fano

Talking very fast on the phone, and then insisting to speak to your girlfriend afterwards.

Who's on the phone?
It's fano.
Oh, better hang up then.

or:

Hello.
Hi,-it's-fano-here,-can-i-speak-to-mari?
Ok...

by alan April 07, 2004

fano

A very fast action (for instance fast speech or fast hand movements, or even fast dancing - but never fast driving), more often than not induced by the excess use of cocaine.

I couldn't make out what he was saying, I think he pulled a fano.
It happened so fast, not even fano would've kept up with that.

by alan April 06, 2004