Alan's definitions

wild monkey dance

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

by alan March 30, 2004

jizzmackin'

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.

Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.

by alan March 29, 2004

benchmarks

statistics paid by the companies to make there product look better than the cheaper one often calculated by biased tests using pc and 3d mark.

The benchmarks for HL2 show that on this PC a radeon 9200 gets 300 fps while the gf fx 5950 ultra only gets 10. :(.

see fps

by alan March 27, 2004

cereal

the international food of stoners

dude hahaha im so hungry haha and so baked lets get some cereal

by alan March 18, 2004

Arkansas Funky Funk

This is when you stick your penis in peanut butter for 3 days then do a girl in the mouth and it tastes funky!

"That's some Arkansas Funky Funk!"

by Alan March 16, 2004

Nigz

Another use of the word nigger Slang terms include: nigga and nuggah

What up nigz

by Alan March 16, 2004

skeet

To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.

Bob skeeted all over Sally's face.

by Alan March 10, 2004