Boojum chaser

One who spends inordinate ammounts of energy and time trying to attack a precieved enemy which does not exist. A UFO expert, paranormal investigator or one who rants and rails constantly about how communism is still a threat to our very way of life.
The John Birch society is populated by delusional, paranoid boojum chasers.
by Alan May 09, 2004
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zuma-dollars

an interest-free loan that you don't have to pay back. ever.
i wish all banks worked with zuma-dollars!
yeah. fnb sucks!
by alan October 21, 2004
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Swench

Your mum is a swencch
by Alan May 22, 2003
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Dust trip

The influence of PCP, also known as Angel dust
Did you hear about that guy that took a dust trip and cut his face off with a broken mirror?
by Alan May 10, 2004
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Solsbury Court C4

Not the place to be. (Unless you're one of Hannah's bitches or love the smell of rotting fish e.g. Gary's cooking).
Please don't make me go to Solsbury Court C4! I'm begging you!
by Alan January 19, 2004
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fnb

aka first national bank, a south africann bank that's pay-off line is 'How can we help you?' in all reality they should change it to 'How can we fuck you?'
oh look fnb is taking all my money without even telling me! oh goody!
by alan October 21, 2004
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girlie porn

soft-focus porn featuring better-looking girls then your regular gonzo romp, normally identified by the fact that there is no red 'rec' icon flashing in the corner of the screen. a close cousin of girlie house.
sheesh, i just wasted 900 megs downloading some girlie porn cause bruno wanted some. how will i ever be able to face jaunbrand and fano again?
by alan April 01, 2005
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