Alan's definitions

FBM

it started out as a shirt company in 1993 called Fat Bald MEn. Then later developed in to a kick ass bmx company. they have multiple bmx videos out

Did you see that bmx video from FBM called Albert Street? It was some sick shit

by alan January 15, 2005

G-men

Term for the FBI, CIA and other government intelligence agents.

The name comes from a 1930's movie glorifying the efforts of government agents in their fight against organised crime.

Do we really want panty-wearing G-men monitoring our activities on the Internet?

by Alan May 9, 2004

Curious Snake

when a mans dick is hanging out of the hole in his boxers

yo's curious snake is peeking around the corner

by Alan October 19, 2003

SuperNova

Fucking idiot. Starwars fanboy in denial, with no life, a small cock and a fat head.

Simon AKA Gothmog the Tosser

by Alan March 3, 2005

carpark

a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.

operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!

by alan September 21, 2004

fmuchor

rubber nipples

I like it when Will bites my fmuchor.

by Alan November 4, 2003

groke

A frightening creature most frequently used to scare children.

"Eat your carrots or I'll let the groke out again!"

by Alan March 2, 2004