AlabamaBaby's definitions

Alabama Hot Cock

Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.

Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Suicide bomber

Samson. Google that shit, honest. It’s in the fucking Bible.

I love messiahs best when they’re suicide bombers!

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Shatner

Verb. To boldly shit where no shit has ever been shat before, namely on someone else.

Dude 1 : I really wanted to Shatner that guy but he ran off in the Weinermobile with Elon Musk.
Dude 2 : You mean they ran off in the Weinerrocket?
Dude 1 : Nah, it hasn't been invented yet.

by AlabamaBaby February 18, 2021

Greatest Achievement of Mankind

Synonym for philosophy.

I have a PHD in the Greatest Achievement of Mankind.

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

HHVH

The way YHVH used to be written before the invention of the letter Y.

Abraham : HHVH is ok, but I definitely prefer YHVH.

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021