Suicide bomber

Samson. Google that shit, honest. It’s in the fucking Bible.

I love messiahs best when they’re suicide bombers!

by AlabamaBaby April 07, 2021

Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Wesla

A pornography enhanced statement made after having scored in the business. Whatever that is.

Girl : What is that shit on your computer?! And why the fuck is your dick out?!
Guy : Fuck that bitch! I'm doing the Wesla!

by AlabamaBaby June 01, 2022

Philosophy

Something that no one is able to agree upon. Might possibly be the greatest achievement of mankind as well as the stupidest shit ever, nobody really knows. Whatever man.

Dude 1 : I study philosophy.
Dude 2 : Yeah sure, whatever! Hahahahaha

by AlabamaBaby April 06, 2021

HHVH

The way YHVH used to be written before the invention of the letter Y.

Abraham : HHVH is ok, but I definitely prefer YHVH.

by AlabamaBaby April 05, 2021

Weinerrocket

An orange hotdog on a yellow bun that will eventually fly around space making stops to promote Oscar Mayer hotdogs.

Elon Musk has a huge weinerrocket, I'd grab it if I could but it's far away orbitting around Mars.

by AlabamaBaby February 18, 2021

Lambering

Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.

by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017