30 definitions by AlabamaBaby
by AlabamaBaby April 2, 2022
Guy: I'd sure go for a Alabama poutine right now!
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.
by AlabamaBaby April 12, 2016
A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).
Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.
by AlabamaBaby April 8, 2021
A popular acronym of consonants that has been around for roughly 3 000 years. Also known as the Mob that Hates Vowels.
For the record it must be stated that linguist Émile Benveniste wrote in his 1959 essay « Kicking the Shit out of Abrahamic Dogma », that « The letter Y is not a product of Antiquity. It is rather a much more recent introduction to the alphabet, appearing sometime during the 12th century AD. It is believed that the letter Y was introduced by the Crusaders in order to function as a counter-vowel, in such a way that it colonizes textual space and thrives to evict anything in it’s way, mainly genuine vowels, resulting in incoherent speech and meaningless beliefs. Thus, for the purpose of free communication between individuals, the letter Y connot be considered a vowel but must be placed in the category of the consonants. »
For the record it must be stated that linguist Émile Benveniste wrote in his 1959 essay « Kicking the Shit out of Abrahamic Dogma », that « The letter Y is not a product of Antiquity. It is rather a much more recent introduction to the alphabet, appearing sometime during the 12th century AD. It is believed that the letter Y was introduced by the Crusaders in order to function as a counter-vowel, in such a way that it colonizes textual space and thrives to evict anything in it’s way, mainly genuine vowels, resulting in incoherent speech and meaningless beliefs. Thus, for the purpose of free communication between individuals, the letter Y connot be considered a vowel but must be placed in the category of the consonants. »
YHVH is a linguistic construction.
by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021
Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.
Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
Abraham : So what about that Torah? Have you learned anything yet?
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021
A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
by AlabamaBaby April 8, 2021