Definitions by AlabamaBaby
The Mob that Hates Vowels
Abraham : So what about that Torah? Have you learned anything yet?
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
The Mob that Hates Vowels by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
YHVH
A popular acronym of consonants that has been around for roughly 3 000 years. Also known as the Mob that Hates Vowels.
For the record it must be stated that linguist Émile Benveniste wrote in his 1959 essay « Kicking the Shit out of Abrahamic Dogma », that « The letter Y is not a product of Antiquity. It is rather a much more recent introduction to the alphabet, appearing sometime during the 12th century AD. It is believed that the letter Y was introduced by the Crusaders in order to function as a counter-vowel, in such a way that it colonizes textual space and thrives to evict anything in it’s way, mainly genuine vowels, resulting in incoherent speech and meaningless beliefs. Thus, for the purpose of free communication between individuals, the letter Y connot be considered a vowel but must be placed in the category of the consonants. »
For the record it must be stated that linguist Émile Benveniste wrote in his 1959 essay « Kicking the Shit out of Abrahamic Dogma », that « The letter Y is not a product of Antiquity. It is rather a much more recent introduction to the alphabet, appearing sometime during the 12th century AD. It is believed that the letter Y was introduced by the Crusaders in order to function as a counter-vowel, in such a way that it colonizes textual space and thrives to evict anything in it’s way, mainly genuine vowels, resulting in incoherent speech and meaningless beliefs. Thus, for the purpose of free communication between individuals, the letter Y connot be considered a vowel but must be placed in the category of the consonants. »
YHVH is a linguistic construction.
YHVH by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
Smoked Meat Sandwich
Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
Smoked Meat Sandwich by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
UrbDic Pimp
A person who does not have the balls to have a Urban Dictionary account and instead pressures Urban Dictionary contributors to define it’s crazy ass words.
UrbDic Pimp by AlabamaBaby March 20, 2021
Alabama Hot Cock
Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!
Alabama Hot Cock by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
Reverse lambering
Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.
Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
Reverse lambering by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
Alabama variant
A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.
Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.
Alabama variant by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021