Al "The Computer Guy"'s definitions

zonie

A resident of Arizona who's life is hopping from one air conditioned area to another.

All the zonies say they can handle the heat but most of them can't.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

SOHO

Solar and Heliospheric Observatory, it is a project of international cooperation between ESA and NASA to study the Sun, from its deep core to the outer corona, and the solar wind.

SOHO helps us know when there will be a solar storm.

by Al "The Computer Guy" May 17, 2004

network stumbler

Is the program that people who WAR drive use to find WiFi spots.

I just got network stumbler and got arrested for it.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

Sprite Ice

The new version of Sprite that has a hint of mint in it and taste much better than the original. Unfortunatly it is only availible in other countries besides the United States.

I got my Sprite Ice from Canada.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 17, 2004

zaptos

In Arizona this is what we call shoes.

Shoot! They threw my zapatos up on the power lines.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

Dean Scream

1. When you are running for president and you put millions of dollars into your campaign and blow it by screaming.

2. A strange and disturbing scream that is similar to that of a dinosaur.

1. Dean blew his shot with the Dean Scream.

2. He was so afraid he had a Dean Scream.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

ESC

1. The abbreviation found on a key on a keyboard that stands for "Escape."

2. Abbreviation for "Electronic Stability Control" which is a computer that has all the features found in TCS and ABS, but prevents things like understeer and oversteer to prevent roll overs, skids, and spins. Currently Congress is trying to pass a bill that requires ESC on all SUVs.

3. Abbreviation for "Electronic Speed Control" which are found in high end RC cars that limit the amount of current that goes to the motor so it doesn't fry.

1. I was playing the game, but it stopped becaused I hit the ESC key

2. Luckily that SUV didn't flip when it made that turn at 100 mph. It must have ESC.

3. Dude, you hooked twelve cells up to that ESC, no wonder you fryed it.

by Al "The Computer Guy" December 30, 2005