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that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles
by Al May 31, 2004
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excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.
Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.
by Al October 14, 2003
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soogy

to engage in sexual relations or romance often used in a comedic sense can also be used in the form of soogy wit it implied that the sooginess has begun
oh my god close your eyes those old people are getting soogy!!
by al October 30, 2007
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GEU

The GEU is actually the Gerbal Energy Unit found in most computers dating back to the early 90's. You can check to see if this is working by picking up your modem and rattling it. If you hear squeals, it's working. If'n you hear clanking bones, time to clean out the filter...
Wow, you're computer's movin' slow. Yo, it's time you checked your GEU, holmes.
by Al February 14, 2005
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pants

they are for squares
paying bills is for squares...like pants!
by al November 17, 2004
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IMD

Infamous Mobb Deep, sickest rap pair ever
I got you stuck of the realness,
you heard of us,
official queens bridge murderas...
-IMD
by al January 25, 2005
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shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.
Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.
by al January 13, 2005
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