star trek

1. A lifestyle for people who didn't get out enough to join a real cult. Involves reading "technical manuals", obsessing about minute details of trivia, and attending conventions where 90% of the people are wearing spandex.

2. One of several shows that feature spandex-wearing people from "the future". Characterized by total lack of plot, total lack of acting ability by leads, terrible dialogue, "alien" races with identical-to-human behaviors and norms, a tendency to always be on one of UPN, Sci-Fi, TNN, or WB late=nights, and complete overuse of the "ass-shot" (a camera shot where the actor is zoomed in or out on using the ass as a focal point).

3. Starting point of Willaim Shattner's career.

1. I drove past a Star-Trek convention the other day and swore I'd become a Branch-Dividian before I ever did that shit.

2. I was watching UPN at 3 am when Star-Trek came on, but I wound up watching the Home-Shopping Network, because at least they have decent cinematography.

3. Willaim Shattner was on Star-Trek? You mean that guy who does spoken versions of rap songs?

by Al October 14, 2003

wams

Women as Managers Scale (WAMS)

by Al October 29, 2003

Strap

to jerk off (Philly slang)

Strapper - a jerk off
Strap Artist - a jerk off
Straphappy - masturbates too much

Ignore him, he's real strap artist.

by Al December 11, 2003

ground pounder

A fat person, often excessively overweight.

She's a proper ground pounder, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by AL January 22, 2004

off the heezy

1. Cool, hip, trendy. Corruption of "Of the hook", which meant that something was cool because you'd have to immediately take your phone "of the hook" to tell all your friends about it. Basically, this original thread of meaning has been completely lost with the introduction of the "eezy" (common to a lot of slang at the moment).

"I'd say my plan is more 'off the heezy' now than at any other time." - Draken

by Al October 12, 2003

bah

an expression of apathy stemming from frustration

"yo, you wanna go over stuff for the politics test next period"
"bah"

by al December 11, 2004

Lew note

Any IOU for a gambling debt of $60. Size, roughly 3"x7 1/2"

After this poker game I'll owe you a Lew note.

by Al May 13, 2005