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The exploitation of beautiful women ("chix"), commonly used as a selling point of otherwise awful movies, eg Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle. Similar to Blacksploitation, eg Blackula.
Sure the chixploitation flick didn't have a plot, but that upskirt shot of Cameron Diaz ensures that video sales will be excellent
by Al October 27, 2003
Get the chixploitation mug.1. A word implying similarity between two things.
2. A level of romantic interest that is not as high as love, yet not exclusive to sex.
3. An idiot teenager conversation spacer that is virtually meaningless.
2. A level of romantic interest that is not as high as love, yet not exclusive to sex.
3. An idiot teenager conversation spacer that is virtually meaningless.
1. Apples are like bananas, in that they are both fruits.
2. John is in like with Dave, because they are both fruits.
3. "So, like, I was like, 'Why don't we like do something?' <insipid high pitched giggle>" - Teenaged Girl with IQ 75
2. John is in like with Dave, because they are both fruits.
3. "So, like, I was like, 'Why don't we like do something?' <insipid high pitched giggle>" - Teenaged Girl with IQ 75
by Al October 27, 2003
Get the like mug.1. What the elderly do when they reach a level of senility otherwise defined as "unable to control all physical function".
2. What basketball players do when moving to avoid a travelling violation; akin to "bouncing".
3. What sloppy girls do after finishing fellatio.
2. What basketball players do when moving to avoid a travelling violation; akin to "bouncing".
3. What sloppy girls do after finishing fellatio.
1. That old guy is dribbling applesauce everywhere, and appears to think that I'm his grand-nephew.
2. Shaq is dribbling the ball all over the court.
3. That hooker is dribbling cum all over the motel room.
2. Shaq is dribbling the ball all over the court.
3. That hooker is dribbling cum all over the motel room.
by Al October 27, 2003
Get the dribbling mug.1. Woman usually seen in the company of rappers, pimps, gang members, etc... This term usually implies that said woman is attractive, but results may vary.
2. Used before "bunny" in an incredibly white, suburban context, usually to reffer to one's spouse.
2. Used before "bunny" in an incredibly white, suburban context, usually to reffer to one's spouse.
1. Sir Mix-A-Lot definitely would've dedicated "Baby Got Back" to his hunny.
2. Hunny-bunny, could you get the champagne? That would be corking.
2. Hunny-bunny, could you get the champagne? That would be corking.
by Al October 27, 2003
Get the hunny mug.What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.
Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.
by Al October 27, 2003
Get the boys will be boys mug.Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?
"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".
by Al October 27, 2003
Get the non-offensive swears mug.1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.
2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.
2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.
1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.
2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.
2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.
by Al October 14, 2003
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