Merktastic

(Adj) A way of describing a situation in which someone or something could potentially be merked to the extreme
Haha look at that little prick over there, come we go merk him. Yea merktastic!!
by Aidan Brooks June 10, 2005
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Crackface

A synonym for crackhead thought up by two young men one evening whilst considerably chung
You're such a crackface
by Aidan Brooks January 04, 2006
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Yourn

A quicker and more convenient (lazy) way of saying "yours"
Who's pizza is that? I think it's yourn
by Aidan Brooks June 07, 2005
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PT

Part Timer. Someone who doesn't toke very often or is a rookie and so therefore gets high quickly
Yo man you're such a PT, we've only had one joint!
by Aidan Brooks June 08, 2005
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Purchase

1. Verb: To purchase is to buy something.
2. Adjective: Describes something that is worth buying
1. Can I purchase some weed please?
2. Those shoes were a purchase, they were only £30!
by Aidan Brooks July 18, 2008
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Blue goons

Police, cops, feds etc. Goons meaning idiots or disliked people, and blue from the colour of their uniform and sirens
Jokes blud, I just saw bare blue goons go past
by Aidan Brooks June 07, 2005
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