Aidan Brooks's definitions

Purchase

1. Verb: To purchase is to buy something.
2. Adjective: Describes something that is worth buying

1. Can I purchase some weed please?
2. Those shoes were a purchase, they were only £30!

by Aidan Brooks July 18, 2008

Mongout

One of many types of weed available for purchase in your local community. Mongout is a word that can describe any weed that hits you straight away (rather than sneaking up on you) and puts you in a state of complete haze

Clive: What kind of weed is this Abraham?
Abraham (tokes to find out): ...............mmmmmmmmmmm!
Clive: I'm guessing it's Mongout then

by Aidan Brooks January 9, 2006

Crackface

A synonym for crackhead thought up by two young men one evening whilst considerably chung

You're such a crackface

by Aidan Brooks January 4, 2006

Crackney

The London borough formerly known as Hackney until it infamously became overrun by radical Hoodlamic terrorists

Shall we go to Jamal's house? Nah man allow trotting through Crackney

by Aidan Brooks June 26, 2005

Merktastic

(Adj) A way of describing a situation in which someone or something could potentially be merked to the extreme

Haha look at that little prick over there, come we go merk him. Yea merktastic!!

by Aidan Brooks June 10, 2005

Trott

(Adj): A way of describing a journey of considerable distance.

Man, the shops are a trott from here

by Aidan Brooks June 10, 2005

Mish

(Adj): A way of describing a journey that is very far, usually when you really can't be fucked to make it. A mish is further than a trott, and would be more distance or more dangerous.

Shall we go to Bob's house? No man, it's such a mish

by Aidan Brooks June 10, 2005