AflacJack's definitions

tw@

Another way to write twat. Can be seen on numerous Billboards in The Island of Staunton Island in Grand Theft Auto III

Instant Message: there's this really annoying kid @ my school. hes such a tw@

by AflacJack January 24, 2004

steroids

Drugs used for ppl to build muscle and get stronger, better at sports, etc.

...damn, those things work

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

AGD

The Ambiguously Gay Duo., Gay super hereos.

T.V. Watcher: "The AGD is on!!! SweeT!!!!"

by AflacJack August 28, 2003

1918

The year that the curse of Babe Ruth was put into effect. Supposedly broken when the Red Sox won in 2004, it was, in fact, only redefined: apparently the way it works is that the Red Sox will only win the World Series every 86 years.

Save your strength, Red Sox fans. Come 2090, you can burn down your city all over again.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

AGD

The hottest cartoon ever.

Me: The ABG is on!!!!!!!!1

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by AflacJack January 18, 2005

1918

The year that the Curse of Babe Ruth was put into effect, which it still is. The way it works is that the Boston Red Sox will never win the World Series unless an innocent bystander gets fatally shot in the face by the Boston Police with a beanbag full of pepper spray during a riot.

Thus will begin a new custom in Boston where, at the beginning of each season, the townsfolk will bust up the neighborhood surrounding Fenway Park while the police sacrifice a virgin on the pitcher's mound. All in the name of beating the Yankees.

by AflacJack June 30, 2005

Childhood

The best time to turn people gay.

I recruited a bunch more 10-year-olds to my gay agenda today.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005