Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.
by AflacJack January 18, 2005
Probably the most underrated outfielder in baseball today. Has hit over .300 ALL SEASON with over 25 HRs right now and is 10th in the AL in avg., yet he doesn't make the all-star team.
by AflacJack August 27, 2003
Second-best team that money can buy. Second-highest payroll in MLB. A supplier of top players to the Mets and Yankees. Has a fanbase whose idea of celebrating victory in the ALCS is to riot.
SHIT! The Red Sox beat the Yankees again. Better go to Grandma's house to make sure that no one's burning it down!
by AflacJack May 24, 2005
What Boston Red Sox fans did in 2004 after beating the New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series.
by AflacJack May 24, 2005
A pretty crappy city. A shithole compared to New York. It doesn't even top Boston, which isn't even the best compared to Provincetown. And the people are arrogant asshole's, unlike New Yorkers.
by AflacJack January 18, 2005
by AflacJack January 18, 2005
Another way to write twat. Can be seen on numerous Billboards in The Island of Staunton Island in Grand Theft Auto III
by AflacJack January 24, 2004