The combination of "blotch" and "fart" that was given to the occurance when one would expell a blast of moist gas from their anus making a blotch in their undergarment.
As Patti was making salads at Pizza Hut, she blarted and ended up getting a damp spot in her panties and requested that she go home early to refreshen up.
by Aeryck July 19, 2005
Get the Blartmug. When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.
Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
by Aeryck June 14, 2006
Get the Splattegorymug. Ed was sitting in the movie theater when he thought he would squeeze one out and blame his friend Frank, but to his surprise a Fudge Biscuit emerged.
by Aeryck November 04, 2004
Get the Fudge Biscuitmug. A gaggle of teenaged girls that roam a mall looking for teenaged boys they can get to spend all their hard earned money on them by purchasing mallfood and trinkets under the disillusion of possible pussy access, to then abandon them when the mall closes without a penny, and no pussy access.
David and Ronny blew all the money they made cleaning yards at the senior citizen trailer park on these Cuntaloids at the mall, and did not even have the money to catch the city bus to go home and masterbate.
by Aeryck October 23, 2004
Get the Cuntaloidsmug. Dianna thought she would get Aléjandro and Tony's attention by flashing her Booblettes at them, but to no avail...they went to the movies without her.
by Aeryck November 05, 2004
Get the Booblettesmug. The hairy area found on many males, and even some females, between the anus and genitalia. It is often dank and foul smelling from the collection of perspiration and feces that gets trapped in the netting of hairs.
Travis ignored the advice of his friends, on shaving his Furby, and now has to deal with the results of a ghastly odorous underball stench. Thus, nullifying any chance of slurpage from the underaged girls he desperately tries to impress.
by Aeryck July 01, 2006
Get the Furbymug. Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.
After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.
by Aeryck November 06, 2004
Get the Splat Pattymug.