Ae5Ea8's definitions

squiglature

Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.

Your squiglature here, please, sir.

by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015

post fartum depression

The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.

I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end

Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.

by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015

Checkout check out

Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.

Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015

ebroji

Combination of "emoji" and "bro," describing the extremely small subset of emoji that it is OK to use in texts or emails between two bros.

Acceptable ebroji: 🏀 🏈 👊

Unacceptable ebroji: 🌱 🌲 🌳 🌴 🌵 🌷 🌸 🌹 🌺 🌻 🌼 💐 🌾 🌿 🍀 🍁 🍂 🍃 🍄 🌰🐀 🐁 🐭 🐹 🐂 🐃 🐄 🐮 🐅 🐆 🐯 🐇 🐰 🐈 🐱 🐎 🐴 🐏 🐑 🐐 🐓 🐔 🐤 🐣 🐥 🐦 🐧 🐘 🐪 🐫 🐗 🐖 🐷 🐽 🐕 🐩 🐶 🐺 🐻 🐨 🐼 🐵 🙈 🙉 🙊 🐒 🐉 🐲 🐊 🐍 🐢 🐸 🐋 🐳 🐬 🐙 🐟 🐠 🐡 🐚 🐌 🐛 🐜 🐝 🐞 🐾

by Ae5Ea8 April 14, 2015

Eskimail brother

Combination of "Eskimo brother" and "email," describing the invisible connection between you and the other person or persons out there who not only have a name similar to yours (either first and last name, or first initial and last name), but who also have already signed up for the exact email addresses that you would have preferred.

Bob Smith has many Eskimail brothers.

by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015

Bampers

Combination of "business" and "Pampers," describing diapers for business people — used when time is money and even a trip to the bathroom will slow you down.

Burning the midnight oil again, Steve?

Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015