by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016
When you ask a dumb question in class but the teacher misunderstands you to be asking something a lot more intelligent than what you were really asking. You were actually asking something that betrayed your ignorance of the subject matter, but the teacher reads into your question a nuanced understanding that you simply did not have.
You were misunderstood, but you're a misunderSTUD, because the teacher thinks you're so smart.
You were misunderstood, but you're a misunderSTUD, because the teacher thinks you're so smart.
Teacher: What is the meaning of life?
Student: Molecules?
Teacher: That's an amazing answer. It brings out the paradox that the material and the immaterial coexist simultaneously in our universe.
Student: Thinking...OAwWWWHH YEAAAAAHH...I'm a misunderSTUD
Student: Molecules?
Teacher: That's an amazing answer. It brings out the paradox that the material and the immaterial coexist simultaneously in our universe.
Student: Thinking...OAwWWWHH YEAAAAAHH...I'm a misunderSTUD
by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015
a pubic hair gone on a walkabout somewhere quite visible, possibly on one's shirt or stuck behind a piece of Scotch tape
by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2016
Weird nicknames of people you know based on the home voicemail machine absolutely butchering their name on the caller ID.
Why do new Panasonic land line phones come loaded with that awful 1980's era voice? It leads to rampant voicemailism after voicemailism.
by Ae5Ea8 April 08, 2015
Combination of "flatulence" and "fly," describing the act of enthusiastic wind-breaking while either (1) walking along a busy airport concourse, or (2) sitting on an air plane at altitude. Due to the extremely high level of ambient noise in both situations, you feel confident that your contribution will go unnoticed. The joy of such a taboo release in a public place may induce a slight elation.
Hopefully not, but flytulence may eventually lead to you to floating in the middle of an ocean, holding onto a seat cushion full of beer farts. (hat tip to George Carlin)
by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015
by Ae5Ea8 November 09, 2016
A $20 bill. Often used in the plural. Derives from the abolitionist Harriet Tubman, whose image will succeed Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.
Flea Market Patron: How many Tubs is that antique back scratcher?
Flea Market Vendor: Five Tubs, and not a Tub less.
Flea Market Vendor: Five Tubs, and not a Tub less.
by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016