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ascetiquette

Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.
One observes ascetiquette on business lunch until told otherwise. - Emily Post
by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016
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buyromaniac

A combination of "pyromaniac" and "buy." These people are obsessed with buying things, just like a pyromaniac is obsessed with setting fires.
Buyromaniacs are out in force on the day after Thanksgiving.
by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015
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phasting

Combination of "fasting" and "phone," describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital "fast" in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.
I'm phasting today.
by Ae5Ea8 March 5, 2015
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to give someone the moon door

To break up with somebody.

Alternatively, it means to fire somebody from a job.

Basically, the word describes any situation in which someone's position or status is completely stripped away from them in one fell swoop.

This phrase derives from the book and TV series, Game of Thrones, in which there is a castle on a high mountain with a hatch built into the floor. This hatch is called the "Moon Door." When opened, the Moon Door releases people into mid air, so that they fall directly to the floor of the Vale far below.
I finally gave Sally the moon door.

Woah, bro, sorry to hear that. Was it a tough breakup?

No. Once she was gone, it was completely over.

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by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015
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Firsty the Snowman

Firsty the Snowman is especially happy and jolly because he's going to be around for the whole winter.
by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015
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Cape Code

I live in a house down by the sea in Cape Code.
by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015
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fauxgiene

Combination of "faux" and "hygiene" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.
I rinsed my hands with water and didn't use any soap: That's fauxgiene for you.
by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015
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