Definitions by Ae5Ea8
bromo code
A bromo code is automatically generated when one bro buys another bro a beer. The first-buying bro is issued a bromo code, which he can then redeem by having the other bro buy the second round.
bromo code by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2015
baby on board
When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."
If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.
baby on board by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015
sesame chicken
Sesame chicken describes a scrotum peeking out of a guy's shorts. The coloring, texture, shape, and size of the visible portion of the scrotum is oddly similar to a piece of sesame chicken from a Chinese restaurant.
This is not a flattering situation. It usually happens without the guy knowing about it. It is most common in summertime, when the guy is (1) wearing boxers and (2) wearing loose fitting shorts.
This is not a flattering situation. It usually happens without the guy knowing about it. It is most common in summertime, when the guy is (1) wearing boxers and (2) wearing loose fitting shorts.
Dude, I caught a glimpse of your sesame chicken. Some things can't be unseen bro. For the love of God, cover thyself.
sesame chicken by Ae5Ea8 April 1, 2015
brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)
brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag) by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
brauxmance
1. A fake bromance on a reality show just to gain the confidence of the other person.
2. A bromance that turns out badly...where two guys start off liking each as bros, but end up thinking that the other is a jerk.
2. A bromance that turns out badly...where two guys start off liking each as bros, but end up thinking that the other is a jerk.
brauxmance by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
Bampers
Combination of "business" and "Pampers," describing diapers for business people — used when time is money and even a trip to the bathroom will slow you down.
Burning the midnight oil again, Steve?
Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.
Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.