cyoupon

Combination of "you" and "coupon" describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.
Happy anniversary, dear.

Wow, a cyoupon for you cleaning out the cat boxes for a week!
by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015
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Game of Thrones

In a public bathroom setting, choosing the next stall because the "throne" of the one you just opened the door to is just way too gruesome to even contemplate using.
In a crowded airport, someone's always going to lose the Game of Thrones.
by Ae5Ea8 February 15, 2015
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vinegar speed

Derived from "vinegar strokes," vinegar speed is the determined face you make when passing the point of no return while going though a traffic signal that you feel is about to turn yellow. Vinegar speed is the point at which even if the light turned yellow you wouldn't slow down.
Do the Vinegar Speed!
by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015
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bromantic

When two heterosexual male friends are treated as if they are a couple out on a date. This usually occurs when the friends go out to dinner. Much to their chagrin, the two guys get seated off in a cozy corner and the waitress is extra nice and supportive all of a sudden. When the waitress eventually figures out that the guys are checking her out, she will stop being nice. She will then treat them as just two regular a*&#0!3s.
Wife: How was your dinner with Bob?

Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.
by Ae5Ea8 April 06, 2015
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Blue Hair

Like blue balls, but it's about your hair
Blue Hair is caused by taking a shower but not washing your hair
...something just doesn't feel complete about it
a case of Blue Hair . . . I feel for you, bro
by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2017
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foggles

Combination of "fogy" (as in a person advanced in years) and "goggles" (as in sunglasses), describing those eternally un-cool wrap-around sunglasses with side windows.
Never in fashion: Crocs, Birkenstocks, safari vests, and foggles.
by Ae5Ea8 March 17, 2015
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ad-censed

Combination of Google's "Ad Sense" and "incensed" (meaning angry or irritated), describing inappropriate internet ads that you feel shouldn't be targeted at you.
Dude, wtf? Why are you getting ads for ladies jeans?

Bro. No idea. I'm simply ad-censed!
by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015
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