Adam the definer !'s definitions

Todgertingle

A todgertingle is the feeling you get in the end of your cock when you have a brief encounter with a pretty and sexy lady and you get a warm tingling sensation in the end of your penis,its you dicks way of telling you it wants to get inside her warm clunge.

Hey tom i just met this really sexy chick who was serving me in a shop she gave me a proper todgertingle ,my dick is still yearning for her hole now !
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by Adam the definer ! March 3, 2016

toffee wrapper

Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.

i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

hit it hard

Hit it hard is a saying used in the the motorcycling world,typically said by your friends or family as you set off for a ride.The reason it is said is because they dont want to see you in a wheelchair if you crash and would rather you be dead for yours and their sakes.

(son) going for a ride on his suzuk bandit 1200
Im out for a while on my bike !
(parents) Hit it hard son,hit it hard.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

little willymilly

the name for a person with a small penis

i fucked a fit bird last night she was well impressed with my cock ,she said she her last boyfriend was a little willymilly

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

rumpled foreskin

When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!

Your sister can't wank a dick for toffee,she gave me a rumpled foreskin the twat

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

chancematch

A chancematch is the name given to a girl/boy women/man you see in a public place usually while you are with your current partner,you see the person and they see you ,you make eye contact and maybe smile at each other then either you move away or they do,either way you will never see them again but you both felt something ,a connection ,you were made for each other a perfect match sent by cupid but you miss the chance forever.

Ah man i was out with my mrs shopping and i had a chancematch with the most cute girl i have ever seen,she was beautiful and perfect and she gave me a cheeky smile ,then she walked off with her boyfriend but she looked back at me as she walked away.I will probably never see her again.

by Adam the definer ! March 3, 2016

putty eater

a non foul way of saying pussy eater,this was used by harry enfield in the famous badfellas sketch.

biggles: hows your wife paul ?
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty

paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015