Adam the definer !'s definitions

put a hat on it

This is another way of saying 'wear a condom'

if your going out tonight son with that slut from down the road make sure you put a hat on it ,she has had more shaft than a lift.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

scrotum totum

Another name for a penis,cock,shaft,knob,tallywhacker,weiner ect ect
'totum' being an long tall pole that north American Indians used to dance around(totum pole)

I had a filthy bird last night ,I pulled my scrotum totum of her mouth on the vinegar strokes and spooged all in her hair

by Adam the definer ! June 12, 2015

stodge bucket

a very loose vagina full of stale cum

her cunt is like a stodge bucket!

by Adam the definer ! March 2, 2014

Todgertingle

A todgertingle is the feeling you get in the end of your cock when you have a brief encounter with a pretty and sexy lady and you get a warm tingling sensation in the end of your penis,its you dicks way of telling you it wants to get inside her warm clunge.

Hey tom i just met this really sexy chick who was serving me in a shop she gave me a proper todgertingle ,my dick is still yearning for her hole now !
stiffy hardon scrotum totem wood pocket rocket

by Adam the definer ! March 3, 2016

chancematch

A chancematch is the name given to a girl/boy women/man you see in a public place usually while you are with your current partner,you see the person and they see you ,you make eye contact and maybe smile at each other then either you move away or they do,either way you will never see them again but you both felt something ,a connection ,you were made for each other a perfect match sent by cupid but you miss the chance forever.

Ah man i was out with my mrs shopping and i had a chancematch with the most cute girl i have ever seen,she was beautiful and perfect and she gave me a cheeky smile ,then she walked off with her boyfriend but she looked back at me as she walked away.I will probably never see her again.

by Adam the definer ! March 3, 2016

danger wank

When you masturbate quickly with a good risk of being caught so it's more exciting.

I was upstairs earlier and my cleaner was dusting downstairs so I had a danger wank while peeping through a crack in the door at her

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

headswapping

Headswapping is the act of cutting and pasting a personally attractive person to yourself and pasting their head onto a sexy or naked body of a stunning lady/man

i have headswapped my fit neighbours head onto the body of a porn star with her gash out and im using it reguarly.headswapping is great

by Adam the definer ! March 3, 2016