A masgraine is a strong thumping headache you get occasionally while masturbating,this can get very painful when you orgasm and slowly pass after ejaculation.
i had a killer masgraine earlier dude
yeah what were you jerking to?
i was watching fisting on the net for four hours ,when i shot my muck.it felt like my head was going to explode!
yeah what were you jerking to?
i was watching fisting on the net for four hours ,when i shot my muck.it felt like my head was going to explode!
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
I was upstairs earlier and my cleaner was dusting downstairs so I had a danger wank while peeping through a crack in the door at her
by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014
biggles: hows your wife paul ?
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty
paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty
paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
'spitting water' is what your cock does after you have ejaculated so many times either through so much sex or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour.
man my dick is sore ,i was tossing off to porn on youjizz for hours ,in the end i came so many times i was Spitting water.
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.
i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !
well your not sticking it in me !
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
A poutling is a young girl who takes selfies and posts them on social networking sites ,she pouts like a trout but is young and easily misguided by todays culture.A poutling may grow out of the bitchy way she has been born into or she may progress to being a total bitch who loves herself and masturbates in the mirror with a hairbrush handle.Either way a poutling is easily groomed and pure jailbait.
who is that poutling on your facebook with the small firm titties ?
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
Headswapping is the act of cutting and pasting a personally attractive person to yourself and pasting their head onto a sexy or naked body of a stunning lady/man
i have headswapped my fit neighbours head onto the body of a porn star with her gash out and im using it reguarly.headswapping is great
by Adam the definer ! November 29, 2015