Adam's definitions

fiddle

to gently rub or play with: tickle

He fiddled my asshole.

by adam February 16, 2005

the cloud

A part of being burnt, a state of mental unclarity that pops up at random times during the day. The cloud fogs up your brain and makes it very hard to concentrate or pay attention. The cloud comes and goes as it pleases and passes in about half hour before it strikes again.

Shit, dude, I had the cloud all through bio today.

by adam March 28, 2005

poon cloud

..when an individual is persuaded in his/her actions or decisions as a direct result of a female he/she is interested in or in a relationship with.

..Behavior changes based on ones interest in a female as a direct result of ensuing tail.

derived from poontang and cloud

Haven't heard from peter in a while, he must be under the poon cloud still.

or

Don't mind him he isn't acting as he should the poon cloud is to thick.

by Adam March 23, 2004

blingalicious

An item possessing high quantities of bling.

Aw snap! Those 22's are blingalicious!

by Adam November 20, 2004

Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (men who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with men who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.

"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"

by adam October 16, 2008

dry hump

sex or sex-like actions without orgasm

An attractive, perky blonde lap dancer gives many dry humps to customers

by Adam August 2, 2006

phelching

to jizz in an orifice, then phelch it back out with a straw, hench the 'phelch' noise.

after phelching it out, the jizz is passed from mouth to mouth whilst kissing.

jonny and jill had a major phelching session in the woods on a sunny day

by Adam April 11, 2005