288 definitions by Adam

nosediv3

term given when people "nosedive" on surfboards or bodyboards...by switching the "e" for a "3", makes it "1337"

jaxxxon was killed by nosediv3...AGAIN!

by Adam March 31, 2005

ufia

UFIA: Acronym for Unwanted Finger in Ass.

I dropped the soap and before I could stand back up he game me an ufia!

by Adam October 15, 2004

hove

Actually the jewish word for God is Adonai no Jehovah..dumbass..Jehovah is definately not jewish but instead a Christian name..for God or something else..but in all honesty you are dumb

H-O-V-A, I got my mojo back baby, oh behave

by Adam January 20, 2005

samoflan

A color, type of clothing, animal, food product, name of child, body part, a time of day, a state of mind when one is extremely stupid and/or high, and......... you!

The samoflan is round.

by Adam February 24, 2005

osps

One Second Per Second. The minimum desireable loading rate for streams, as any slower will cause the video to have to pause and buffer while attempting to watch.

This site needs faster servers, half the videos don't even stream at OSPS.

by Adam April 10, 2009

Little Timmy

A penis pump, a penis growing device

As Patrck was using his Little Timmy His mom walked in and busted him

by Adam November 28, 2004

Tyranosouras Sexless

A big fat ugly virgin.

"Travis will never get laid, he's a Tyranosouras Sexless"

by Adam January 3, 2005