Freudship

It's a sex-driven friendship — since everything is sex-y—(or suggestive of sexual attraction between two so-called friends) that embraces the fact that any human act, even a friendly attraction, is consciously or unconsciously motivated by one's libido. Not to be confused with situationship which of itself arises out of inherent sexual motives . It can also be applied to a relationship that has no romantic illusions of selflessness and unconditionality.

They neither have a situationship nor a friendship.; they're involved in a freudship.

by Adélie_shaw July 30, 2022

Fuckward

Neither forward nor backward but exactly towards the specific direction of getting fucked.

The pilot of 9/11 plane: Where are we exactly headed?
Co-pilot: fuckward.

by Adélie_shaw July 12, 2022

Meet shop

English equivalent of the Kashmiri word "paend" that refers to a place (usually a shop) that serves as a mini panchayat for the dotards of a community to discuss everything under the sun. An ideal male kitty party.

Adil: I just ran late because the shop was close.
Azra: Or you were just enjoying yourself at the meet shop?

by Adélie_shaw September 09, 2022

Greenwitch

A phonetically correct depiction of how non-native speakers refer to Greenwich when talking about, say, GMT.

Adil: The match starts at 14:09, Greenwitch Mean Time

Azra: it's Greenwich, dumbo!

by Adélie_shaw August 19, 2022

mees

Noun: Plural form of the objective personal pronoun 'me' that refers to the different versions, identities, features or parts of the speaker.

(Azra staring into me like staring into a fish tank)
Adil: Do you hate my contradicting mees?

by Adélie_shaw August 27, 2022

π

Abbreviation for "pun intended". Just affix the sign to any sentence that includes a pun.

I would like to have peanuts. π

by Adélie_shaw October 25, 2022

Peegasm

When you're so relieved after peeing that it feels orgasmic.

Someone pulling up the zipper: I just peed after 17 hours! It was such a peegasm.

by Adélie_shaw December 09, 2021