Actual Patriot's definitions

Michael Knowles

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Classically Abby

A YouTuber and opera singer who discusses cultural issues from a conservative point of view.

Classically Abby must be striking a nerve because the radical progressives and the Neo-Nazis are obsessed with hating her.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Probably the dumbest member of Congress, who wants to ban cars, cows, cops, planes, and border patrol.

Did you see the new Instagram video where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezcalled cauliflower racist?

by Actual Patriot September 9, 2021

Quarter Black Garrett

Loyal producer of Louder With Crowder and all around good guy. He is a quarter black.

Quarter Black Garrett is joining the stream? Awesome.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

An0maly

A guy who used to rap and now posts his dumb political takes on social media, including feverish antisemitic conspiracy theories.

Why do people even follow An0maly anyway?

by Actual Patriot September 17, 2021

Steven Crowder

A popular conservative political commentator and comedian known for the "Change My Mind" segment, where he talks to people about controversial issues in an attempt to have a civil conversation where people rationalize their arguments and perhaps change their minds

Did you see the latest episode of Steven Crowder's show?

by Actual Patriot September 9, 2021

Abigail Shapiro

A YouTuber and opera singer who discusses cultural issues from a conservative point of view.

Abigail Shapiro must be striking a nerve because the radical progressives and the Neo-Nazis are obsessed with hating her.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021