Ace's definitions
"Suffers On Closeup" Someone thought to be attractive or cute at a distance, but not after a closer look.
by Ace February 5, 2002
Get the SOCmug. by ace November 6, 2003
Get the stretch arm strongmug. by Ace February 5, 2002
Get the zonedmug. The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).
Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!
by Ace May 8, 2005
Get the Jelqingmug.
Get the whoopahmug. 
