When a crewmate is more sus than usual
Crewmate 1: "bro I'm not sus!
Crewmate 2: "ur sus! Sussy Sussy Sus!
To release a extreme amount of seamen at once and on command
Steve: "Dude, last night I spooga'd so much in my sock"
Chad: "Wicked Dude!"
When the imposter from amogus takes a nasty shit
Sussy Imposter: I just took a massive sussy caca on the carpet. Time to call sus on blue
When you shit and fart at the same time
Ben: "After eating too much Taco Bell and beans, I released the nastiest Shart EVER!"
Josh: "WOAH BRO, I have to do the same thing now!"
To drench an object or a person in seamen
Brody: "Bro I spunga'd all over this chick last night
Kyle: "Cool, I have to tweet about this!"
Squeedward: To excrete or sneeze a large amount of mucus or slime like substances into someone's asshole
Brian: "Dude did you seriously Squeedward into a homeless person??!!!"
Joe: "Yeah bro, it was sick! But I did get arrested"
One of sexiest and smartest lizards in the world. Do not fuck with Gex.
Andy: "I was talking shit about Gex last night and he tail whipped me!"
John: "Dude, never talk shit about Gex"