Gex

One of sexiest and smartest lizards in the world. Do not fuck with Gex.

Andy: "I was talking shit about Gex last night and he tail whipped me!"
John: "Dude, never talk shit about Gex"

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Spooga

To release a extreme amount of seamen at once and on command

Steve: "Dude, last night I spooga'd so much in my sock"
Chad: "Wicked Dude!"

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When a crewmate is more sus than usual

Crewmate 1: "bro I'm not sus!
Crewmate 2: "ur sus! Sussy Sussy Sus!

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When you shit and fart at the same time

Ben: "After eating too much Taco Bell and beans, I released the nastiest Shart EVER!"
Josh: "WOAH BRO, I have to do the same thing now!"

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Valorant Player: I wonder what grass feels like?

CSGO player: *deadlifts 2, 50lb dumbbells 100 times*

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Tallha: MY NAME IS NOT SMALLHA😡😡😡😡

Me:🤡

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Squeedward: To excrete or sneeze a large amount of mucus or slime like substances into someone's asshole

Brian: "Dude did you seriously Squeedward into a homeless person??!!!"
Joe: "Yeah bro, it was sick! But I did get arrested"

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