feely

Very much like touchy, but more so.

touchy feely is a phrase, BITCH

by aaronak April 27, 2006

bypass

Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

"What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

The Colbert Report

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.

line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"

by aaronak May 13, 2006

mouse

The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.

The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

point of inflection

Calculus: A point at which the concavity of a mathematical function changes. Points of inflection occur where the second derivative f''(x)=0, and where f'''(x) doesn't =0.

OF COURSE this is urban slang. "Whazzap wit da point of inflection, biatch?"

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

coconuts

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.

"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"

by aaronak November 09, 2004

bear

A Godless killing machine.

Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.

by aaronak April 28, 2006