AYB's definitions

sewer rat

Giant rats that are twice as large as a cat. Very ferocious beasts which can chew metal like bubble gum.

Sewer rats are also very smart and should be respected.

by AYB April 4, 2003

Half-Life

A fairly good game that has seen one too many mods, hacks, and cheats. It's already shown its age despite its addictive gameplay.

Half-Life is still popular thanks to the Counter Strike mod.

by AYB April 1, 2003

CGI

Computer-Generated Imagery

Shrek is an excellent example of a CGI movie.

by AYB March 18, 2003

rapper

Used to be a formal word to describe an urban street-poet. Now it describes anyone who can make up as many cuss words within one minute or talk obscenely about drugs, violence, sex, and money while playing an infinitely-looped drum or synth sample in the background.

Puff Daddy and Eminem are not real rappers.

by AYB February 23, 2003

mortal kombat

A violent, bloody, but fun fighting game series which spawned one of the best videogame-based movies ever. Mainly features a Shaolin warrior called Liu Kang, who must keep the Earth realm safe from interdimensional sorcerers who just want to take over the world and change it to their desires.

Liu Kang put the kicking on Shang Tzung during the last Mortal Kombat tournament.

by AYB October 16, 2003

internet

Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find porn, warez, and drugs.

I'm gonna go surf the Internet today.

by AYB March 10, 2003

volence

A natural human instinct fuelled by the desire for power or material posession.

Everyone knows violence solves everything, right? Which explains why people would rather kill and wage wars than negotiate peacefully.

by AYB July 28, 2003