AYB's definitions

videogame

The target of every Soccer mom, politician, and feminist who (1) has never played a videogame in her life, (2) doesn't know how to discipline her kid, thanks to all the time she spent marrying and divorcing 4 or 5 times, and (3) is looking for an easy scapegoat for her incompetence.

Lieberman: Videogames like Street Fighter 2 Turbo and DOOM are responsible for all violent behavior in children.

by AYB September 10, 2003

cynic

A person who boldly tells it like it is. A person who sees the world without a blindfold covering the eyes.

And that explains why nobody likes cynics.

by AYB September 7, 2003

Pirates of the Carribean

Finally, here we have one of the very few Disney movies that don't suck ass. The movie is filled with action-packed scenes, blood, dead people, and almost none of that fruity faggot crap you typically find in a Disney movie.

I will buy Pirates of the Carribean when it finally comes out on video or DVD.

by AYB August 31, 2003

jalopy

Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.

In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.

by AYB August 28, 2003

habanero

The SPICIEST pepper in the world that grows in Mexico and other parts of Central America. Treat it with respect, because the spice concentration can easily kill those who are not experienced with eating hot chili peppeers.

After eating a bowl of habanero pepper soup, I knew what Hell felt like for several hours, for no amount of ice-cold water seemed to quench the habanero fire.

by AYB August 28, 2003

kazaa lite

After the early death of Napster, this file-sharing network and many others sprouted like mushrooms in Napster's ashes. Kazaa is now under the crosshairs of the Record Industry Assfuckers of America (RIAA)

The RIAA, in its desparate attempt to monopolize the Internet, publicly announced that it will charge anyone who uses Kazaa lite $100,000(U.S.) for every MP3 they download.

by AYB August 5, 2003

barebone

A basic computer system, typically features the chassis (housing-case), motherboard, a stick of RAM, and a floppy disk drive.

If your budget is low, a barebone system is usually a good choice to buy, because it only costs half as much as a pre-built system if you buy the rest of the parts at a used computer store.

by AYB August 2, 2003