ASS's definitions

handsome

Jon. Handsome, attractive, charming, hott, sexy, wonderful!

Jon is handsome, attractive, charming, hott, sexy, and wonderful! I love him!

by ASS April 19, 2005

beaver

a bitch's cunt, pussy, vagina, etc...

That ho has the nastiest beaver.

by ass September 19, 2004

zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

pepsi

Suger water that has been turned into a dark brown, almost black, color.

Dude, why is this sugar water black?

by ass April 4, 2003

missiles

Really huge breasts....

by ass June 16, 2003

aww

Loud squawking noise. Compulsory reply to a cuss being made, usually regarding the diminutive size of a penis.

Often follows mpuh, but use after other insults is acceptable.

-5 nanometres long eh?
-AWWWWWWWWWW

by Ass January 13, 2005

hotdog

shouted when you desire to lay claim to shotgun in a car

Hotdog! ha ha, you got da buns!

by ass May 13, 2005