ASS's definitions

Lambretta

Great t-shirt company who make superior clothing with a scooterboy logo on the front.

Wow, I love your lambretta go-ped.

by Ass December 6, 2003

zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

aww

Loud squawking noise. Compulsory reply to a cuss being made, usually regarding the diminutive size of a penis.

Often follows mpuh, but use after other insults is acceptable.

-5 nanometres long eh?
-AWWWWWWWWWW

by Ass January 13, 2005

hotdog

shouted when you desire to lay claim to shotgun in a car

Hotdog! ha ha, you got da buns!

by ass May 13, 2005

pepsi

Suger water that has been turned into a dark brown, almost black, color.

Dude, why is this sugar water black?

by ass April 4, 2003

missiles

Really huge breasts....

by ass June 16, 2003

hooters

the boobs dumbass!!!!!!!!

boobs/brests/the nipple things

by ass March 8, 2003