ASS's definitions

Tard

A word for people too retarded to spell out retard.

Shut up dumby tard.

by ass March 27, 2003

hotdog

shouted when you desire to lay claim to shotgun in a car

Hotdog! ha ha, you got da buns!

by ass May 13, 2005

zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

chicken scratch

A scratch from a chicken

Chicken Scratch of dominoes

by ass December 26, 2007

hooters

the boobs dumbass!!!!!!!!

boobs/brests/the nipple things

by ass March 8, 2003

aww

Loud squawking noise. Compulsory reply to a cuss being made, usually regarding the diminutive size of a penis.

Often follows mpuh, but use after other insults is acceptable.

-5 nanometres long eh?
-AWWWWWWWWWW

by Ass January 13, 2005

pepsi

Suger water that has been turned into a dark brown, almost black, color.

Dude, why is this sugar water black?

by ass April 4, 2003