ASS's definitions

old e

short for "Old English 800" malt liquor. Also pronounced "ol' e"

Adam's drinkin a 40 of Old e

by Ass January 29, 2003

handsome

Jon. Handsome, attractive, charming, hott, sexy, wonderful!

Jon is handsome, attractive, charming, hott, sexy, and wonderful! I love him!

by ASS April 19, 2005

zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

aww

Loud squawking noise. Compulsory reply to a cuss being made, usually regarding the diminutive size of a penis.

Often follows mpuh, but use after other insults is acceptable.

-5 nanometres long eh?
-AWWWWWWWWWW

by Ass January 13, 2005

hotdog

shouted when you desire to lay claim to shotgun in a car

Hotdog! ha ha, you got da buns!

by ass May 13, 2005

pepsi

Suger water that has been turned into a dark brown, almost black, color.

Dude, why is this sugar water black?

by ass April 4, 2003

missiles

Really huge breasts....

by ass June 16, 2003