ASS's definitions

beaver

a bitch's cunt, pussy, vagina, etc...

That ho has the nastiest beaver.

by ass September 19, 2004

romf

to be an asshole.

frequently written on the backs of taco shops.

Damn, he was romfing all over the place.

Dont be such a romf.

by ass May 13, 2005

hotdog

shouted when you desire to lay claim to shotgun in a car

Hotdog! ha ha, you got da buns!

by ass May 13, 2005

no banjo

called when someones does not want to be the bitch of his friends and drive them around

No Banjo! youre driving

by ass May 13, 2005

mpuh

Sound of Imran's tiny penis becoming erect. Frequently used as an insult to its minute size.

Usually accompanied by raising of the little finger, followed by AWW

Look out! Atomic stimulus! (Mpuh)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

by Ass January 13, 2005

aww

Loud squawking noise. Compulsory reply to a cuss being made, usually regarding the diminutive size of a penis.

Often follows mpuh, but use after other insults is acceptable.

-5 nanometres long eh?
-AWWWWWWWWWW

by Ass January 13, 2005

zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005