ASS's definitions

Tard

A word for people too retarded to spell out retard.

Shut up dumby tard.

by ass March 27, 2003

Lambretta

Great t-shirt company who make superior clothing with a scooterboy logo on the front.

Wow, I love your lambretta go-ped.

by Ass December 6, 2003

old e

short for "Old English 800" malt liquor. Also pronounced "ol' e"

Adam's drinkin a 40 of Old e

by Ass January 29, 2003

zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

pepsi

Suger water that has been turned into a dark brown, almost black, color.

Dude, why is this sugar water black?

by ass April 4, 2003

bum bum

da ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ass

by ass March 8, 2003

eric foreman

A sexy scrawny little neighbor boy.

Oh I will be all alone this weekend in my big house. I wish some scrawny little neighbor boy could come keep my company

by ASS April 21, 2005