ASS's definitions

winnits

bits of shit that stick to your ass if you're a dirty bastard that doesnt wipe properly.

haha he's got winnits

by ass February 9, 2003

mpuh

Sound of Imran's tiny penis becoming erect. Frequently used as an insult to its minute size.

Usually accompanied by raising of the little finger, followed by AWW

Look out! Atomic stimulus! (Mpuh)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

by Ass January 13, 2005

titty suck

to suck a female's natural busty breast

by Ass September 5, 2003

no banjo

called when someones does not want to be the bitch of his friends and drive them around

No Banjo! youre driving

by ass May 13, 2005

zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

Lambretta

Great t-shirt company who make superior clothing with a scooterboy logo on the front.

Wow, I love your lambretta go-ped.

by Ass December 6, 2003

old e

short for "Old English 800" malt liquor. Also pronounced "ol' e"

Adam's drinkin a 40 of Old e

by Ass January 29, 2003