ASS's definitions

poundbag

slang term for a bag of shwag that contains an amount big enough for a standard-sized blunt.
cost is usually $5.

You wanna go pick up a poundbag and take a ride?

by ass January 29, 2003

handsome

Jon. Handsome, attractive, charming, hott, sexy, wonderful!

Jon is handsome, attractive, charming, hott, sexy, and wonderful! I love him!

by ASS April 19, 2005

missiles

Really huge breasts....

by ass June 16, 2003

zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

old e

short for "Old English 800" malt liquor. Also pronounced "ol' e"

Adam's drinkin a 40 of Old e

by Ass January 29, 2003

Lambretta

Great t-shirt company who make superior clothing with a scooterboy logo on the front.

Wow, I love your lambretta go-ped.

by Ass December 6, 2003

beaver

a bitch's cunt, pussy, vagina, etc...

That ho has the nastiest beaver.

by ass September 19, 2004