ASH's definitions

shuker

cross between shit and fucker used as an offence

Leachy you shucker you couldnt referee a table!

by ash May 10, 2005

Jelly Bracelets

I say the colors are:
Blue: kiss
Yellow: Hug
Red: lapdance
Purple: oral sex
Black: intercourse

At my school that's how it is.

by ash December 6, 2003

punt

to kick something, usually a ball.

a drop punt from 50 metres is beautifully delivered by matthew richardson!

by ash October 28, 2004

skeetfast

a guy who cums quickly during sexual intercourse

Ray came over last nite and we had sex. We started @1:45 but he was finished by 1:47; he is such a skeetfast!

by Ash May 13, 2005

tubby wumpkins

stigmata

by ash May 8, 2003

bus stop

A safe haven for like-minded rationalists to enjoy thoughtful discourse as well as emotional support; an escape from the judgemental eyes of the shiny-happy world.

Tired of everyone's bullshit attempts to try to save you? Come to the bus stop and hang out with some real people, bid farewell to others catching a bus, and maybe even schedule a bus ride for yourself.

by ASH September 21, 2004

DarkThrone

An internet text game (www.darkthrone.com) in which users waste away their lives clicking buttons and talking about clicking on buttons.

Highly addictive!

Pete: You weren't at my party last night Dave.
Dave: I was on DarkThrone.

by Ash January 22, 2005