ASH's definitions

Flamer

Pertaining to someone/something that is gay/stupid/idotic

d00d, you are such a flamer.

My computer is such a flamer

Yo dawg, quit being a flamer

by Ash September 27, 2003

townie

Were to start... Well, townies (chavs, twats, neds in scotland. I also hear they are called trevs in bristol.) They wear tracksuits all the time, often wear gloves as they may be called to rob a house or mug an old woman. They wear that damn burberry pattern all the time (Shirts, hats. It wouldn't suprise me if they had burberry underwear...) They smoke to look hard, only to look hard (Well, i smoke but it's because its one thing that calms me down after run-ins with the scum.) They love to start on normal people, goths and moshers, well basicly everyone. They drive around in 1.1 Vauxhall novas or fiestas with added body kits to make it look like the sports version, which they can't afford on the dole or by mugging old ladies. I think we should start taking back our world from these burberry wearing sheep.

What do you do if you see a townie with half a face? Stop laughing and reload the shotgun

by Ash December 1, 2004

vasaloob

Vasaline used for sexual pleasure, used mostly by gays or pople who enjoy anal

" If you want to give me anal im gonna need Vasaloob"

by Ash February 10, 2005

jackpot

It's like saying awesome or sweet.

"I found some weed in my jacket, jackpot!"

by ash December 16, 2004

ugmuffin

a female or group of females that think they are cute, but are extremely busted

S: look at those ugmuffins over there thinkin that they are cute

by Ash May 13, 2005

spen

Jap' Spen

Spencer is well known in the Hentai community for giving his comments on nearly all of the pieces at hentaiboys.com.

Although he doesn't see himself as gay he is obsessed with big dicks and male hentai pictures.

hey err lolol im spen!

by Ash June 23, 2004

ass hag

some one who acts stoopid to get a ttention.

megan is such an ass hag

by Ash September 24, 2004