ASH's definitions

townie

Were to start... Well, townies (chavs, twats, neds in scotland. I also hear they are called trevs in bristol.) They wear tracksuits all the time, often wear gloves as they may be called to rob a house or mug an old woman. They wear that damn burberry pattern all the time (Shirts, hats. It wouldn't suprise me if they had burberry underwear...) They smoke to look hard, only to look hard (Well, i smoke but it's because its one thing that calms me down after run-ins with the scum.) They love to start on normal people, goths and moshers, well basicly everyone. They drive around in 1.1 Vauxhall novas or fiestas with added body kits to make it look like the sports version, which they can't afford on the dole or by mugging old ladies. I think we should start taking back our world from these burberry wearing sheep.

What do you do if you see a townie with half a face? Stop laughing and reload the shotgun

by Ash December 1, 2004

purd

my other nickname my dad calls me

hey purd!

by ash July 10, 2003

jackpot

It's like saying awesome or sweet.

"I found some weed in my jacket, jackpot!"

by ash December 16, 2004

ugmuffin

a female or group of females that think they are cute, but are extremely busted

S: look at those ugmuffins over there thinkin that they are cute

by Ash May 13, 2005

punt

to kick something, usually a ball.

a drop punt from 50 metres is beautifully delivered by matthew richardson!

by ash October 28, 2004

rs

'Red Shite'

refers to Liverpool Football Club, all their satanic works, their followers, the very concept of LFC

'we don't care what the red shite says .....' (repeat ad nauseam)

by ash April 21, 2005

ass hag

some one who acts stoopid to get a ttention.

megan is such an ass hag

by Ash September 24, 2004