ASH's definitions

Jelly Bracelets

I say the colors are:
Blue: kiss
Yellow: Hug
Red: lapdance
Purple: oral sex
Black: intercourse

At my school that's how it is.

by ash December 6, 2003

AFL

The premier league of Australian Rules football in Australia, the world's best sport.

It is not to be confused with the sport itself (see link).

Sports reporter: Chris Judd has been voted the AFL's best and fairest player of season 2004.

by Ash January 16, 2005

bus stop

A safe haven for like-minded rationalists to enjoy thoughtful discourse as well as emotional support; an escape from the judgemental eyes of the shiny-happy world.

Tired of everyone's bullshit attempts to try to save you? Come to the bus stop and hang out with some real people, bid farewell to others catching a bus, and maybe even schedule a bus ride for yourself.

by ASH September 21, 2004

DarkThrone

An internet text game (www.darkthrone.com) in which users waste away their lives clicking buttons and talking about clicking on buttons.

Highly addictive!

Pete: You weren't at my party last night Dave.
Dave: I was on DarkThrone.

by Ash January 22, 2005

spen

Jap' Spen

Spencer is well known in the Hentai community for giving his comments on nearly all of the pieces at hentaiboys.com.

Although he doesn't see himself as gay he is obsessed with big dicks and male hentai pictures.

hey err lolol im spen!

by Ash June 23, 2004

your best

i don't give a shit but i tried doesn't mean i was trying to do anything good

(jumps off clif but doesn't die) i did my best

by ash November 30, 2003

tvr

a Brittish drink, can often be ordered in bars, invented as a piis take of the car manufacturer, consists of Tequila Vodka and Red bull

TVR please mate ( at pub / bar)

by ash May 7, 2005