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townie

Were to start... Well, townies (chavs, twats, neds in scotland. I also hear they are called trevs in bristol.) They wear tracksuits all the time, often wear gloves as they may be called to rob a house or mug an old woman. They wear that damn burberry pattern all the time (Shirts, hats. It wouldn't suprise me if they had burberry underwear...) They smoke to look hard, only to look hard (Well, i smoke but it's because its one thing that calms me down after run-ins with the scum.) They love to start on normal people, goths and moshers, well basicly everyone. They drive around in 1.1 Vauxhall novas or fiestas with added body kits to make it look like the sports version, which they can't afford on the dole or by mugging old ladies. I think we should start taking back our world from these burberry wearing sheep.
What do you do if you see a townie with half a face? Stop laughing and reload the shotgun
by Ash December 1, 2004
mugGet the towniemug.

jackpot

It's like saying awesome or sweet.
"I found some weed in my jacket, jackpot!"
by ash December 16, 2004
mugGet the jackpotmug.

bcs

BCS or Bowl Championship Series. A formula created by the NCAA to say who goes to the National Championship, which rotates between the Rose, Orange, Sugar and Fiesta Bowl. Also determines who gets the money in national college football.
In 2004 the BCS selected USC and Oklahoma to play for the National Championship in the Orange Bowl.
by Ash February 17, 2005
mugGet the bcsmug.

Tor Arne Rosand

Hey, Tor Got a new face again?
by Ash October 28, 2004
mugGet the Tor Arne Rosandmug.

rs

'Red Shite'

refers to Liverpool Football Club, all their satanic works, their followers, the very concept of LFC
'we don't care what the red shite says .....' (repeat ad nauseam)
by ash April 21, 2005
mugGet the rsmug.

mrgh

mrgh (adjective?) - used for conveying intense emotion of many different kinds depending on it's precise execution. Originated in Cambridge, England.
"Mrgh - my essay's due in two hours and I haven't even started it yet".
by ash April 29, 2003
mugGet the mrghmug.

hij

1st class joka - also means sweet talker n playz galz on da d-low!
omdzzz hey hij!! alrite ladieS!!
by ash November 1, 2004
mugGet the hijmug.

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