gastronaut

Noun; One who commits suicide by securing a plastic bag over his or her head and pumping in a gas, thereby dying of asphyxiation; the individual's head in the bag gives him or her passing resemblance to an astronaut.

Nico was so upset by Lou's rejection of her that she decided to end her life as a gastronaut.

by ARog59 September 25, 2024

Lexdolicide

Noun: the intentional but legal, though not sanctioned, killing of another person.
Adjective: lexdolicidal
Adverb: lexdolicidally

Jill knew that Jack could not survive without her, but she hated Jack and decided to commit lexdolicide by leaving him.

by ARog59 September 07, 2024

Bomits

Noun; acronym for Bearded Old Man In The Sky, sarcastic and deprecatory word for "God"

Joshua was loosing the Ping-Pong match, so he glanced upward and prayed to the Bomits.

by ARog59 January 03, 2025

Sneezus Interruptus

noun; the experience of not being able to sneeze, despite feeling the need to do so.

When Franklin experienced Sneezus Interruptus after having accidentally inhaled some black pepper, Eleanor advised him that he would be able to sneeze more easily if he went outside and looked at the Sun.

by ARog59 September 07, 2024

alco-chauvinist

Noun; a consumer of alcoholic beverages who demeans other drinkers (of either alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverages) by invidiously comparing their drink to his.

How dare you call my Shirley Temple a little girl's drink, you ageist, sexist alco-chauvinist!

by ARog59 August 29, 2024

camoflagraphy

Noun; the deceptive practice of photographing an object of historic or aesthetic interest such as a building or monument in the background, with the actual intent of photographing a person or persons in front of it in the foreground without consent. Related: camoflagrapher , camoflagraph ( as a noun or a verb), adjective: camoflagraphic

Dorothea engaged in a bit of whimsical camoflagraphy when she took a photo of several hobos relieving themselves in front of a monument depicting a nude woman symbolizing Commerce.

by ARog59 September 02, 2024

Haggall

Have a good game all (an acronym for HAve A Good Game All) - a welcoming exclamation made to a group of individuals who are about to play a game.

"Haggall!" said Alex, as he and his friends were about to begin playing their favorite game.

by ARog59 August 22, 2024