Special Big Mac

The sexual act of a woman getting banged by two guys, while getting her vagina ate out.

That girl last night was freaky, she wanted the Special Big Mac and nothing else.

by AP August 02, 2004

aper

Rumour says that aper are divine creatures. Scientists have only found three so called 'aper' roaming this earth.

Ni e aper.
aper like korv.

by ap January 16, 2003

Naff all

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit

You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.

by AP November 25, 2004

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 20, 2003

zon

the sun in Dutch

umbrella; sunshade - in English
zondek - in Dutch
zondek: zon - "sun", dek - "roof"

by AP December 23, 2003

dto

An older form for the more modern version 'dajto'. An ap.

dto e en ap.

by ap January 16, 2003

Eheu

(Latin): An exclamation of sorrow or anger; Oh no!, Oh dear!

Eheu! You just completely got your shit ruined! Eheu!!!1

by AP January 22, 2004