ANOnyMous's definitions

Nick Lachey

Husband of ditsy Jessica Simpson. He used to be a member of the band "98 degrees" but then went solo. He now shows off his steroid body on Newlyweds, an MTV reality show following the lives of dumb blonde Simpson and "normal" Lachey.

That guy is so like Nick Lachey. Not only is his wife some stupid ass (but gorgeous) model, he is in the music industry.

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

Magic Cards

Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.

Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

irc

The catalyst in the process of A to C minus.

IRC is addictive.

by Anonymous March 12, 2004

prawn

A slang term for 'give', 'pass me' or 'hand me'.

Hey slut! Prawn me that pop can, I want to butt my cigarette in it.

by anonymous March 12, 2004

Clay Aiken

He got second place in last year's American Idol 2. He has a great, unique voice and has gorgeous eyes.

Cindy: "Bobby, your eyes, are almost as gorgeous as those of Clay Aiken."
Bobby: *puts mascara on eyes* "Are they prettier now?"

by Anonymous March 12, 2004

gubment

Jail slang. Supposedly used to refer to someone's real full name as it appears on their birth certificate.

Criminial #1: Yo, man, what's your gubment?
Criminal #2: Um, the United States?
Criminal #1: No, man! What's your GUBMENT!?

by anonymous March 13, 2004