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viola

n.- a coffin with the dead person on the outside

-Did you hear about the dyslexic mortician last week?
-Yea, i heard he made another violist

by Anonymous September 28, 2004

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meanwhile, back at the ranch

A term meaning: 1)two events simultaneously happening in two different locations.2)while that was going on there, this was going on here at the same time.

Jay was out buying Jenna flowers but meanwhile, back at the ranch, Jenna was sleeping with Jays bestfriend.

by anonymous May 4, 2004

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Toner

A noun; a cool person, loser-ish, selfish and moody. But that's what makes him flawless. Has the most heart-melting, somber blue eyes; quite a looker.

Toner had a boner and was a stoner in the corner?

by anonymous April 23, 2005

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circumcision

to remove the males foreskin because of excess foreskin.

jews laugh at uncircumcised men, moo hah hah I am superior. jews punish uncircumcised men by smacking them in the face with their own penis. alex it's time for your punishment or you will be sucking my cock instead so put your face up bitch "smack" "wack" alex: ow' uncircumcised cunts: "I'de like to be smacked in the face with your cock aswell" alex: " come on ryan and dave lets do it together!" uncircumcised cunts: YEAH!

by anonymous April 1, 2005

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