White Out

To get blasted in the eye with sperm.

"Man i was fucking her hard! Then all of a sudden i white outed her."

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

bilf

butt i'd like to fuck

I'm gay, do you by any chance have a BILF?

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

television

Shit that only lazy/ameri cunts watch. The problem is, we don't fucking NEED television.

Television is for Americans aka lazy people.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004

unreachable lover

someone who happened to like you awhile ago and is now going out with your best friend. He/she no longer likes you, still has a thing for you, but liked your best friend after you. You barely started liking him, but after he's unattainable.

My guy best friend is an unreachable lover. Now he's going out with my girl best friend and we barely realized that at one point we liked each other.

by anonymous July 26, 2004

entensity

a forum in which several hundred homosexual male teenagers conjoin to converse about various topics including male orgies, goatses, and the stretch capabilities of the anal region.

Hey, check out those homos in the parking lot! I bet they frequent the Entensity forums.

by anonymous April 07, 2005

Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers

Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.

by anonymous October 23, 2004

jane turner

Slang for the act of anal sex. One who enjoys or frequents anal sex or acts involving the anus. commonly known as "janal". Can also include varieties of acts involving or including but not specific to ant-drinks or ant tasting products.

1. You know she loves getting jane turner.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006