Definitions by ANOTHERDEADROMEO

Windgardium Fartiosa 

This levitation charm is the incantation used by witches and wizards to either fly or levitate by the winds of their anuses. The caster mutters the incantation and points their wand before farting in public and taking to the skies. It is one of the first spells taught to the students of Hogwarts, but it was originally concepted by GilstrapTV as a takeoff from the phrase "Windgardium Leviosa" from which he constructed the idea.

*points wand*

"Windgardium Fartiosa!"

*farts and jumps looking upward*

*prances away*

Windgardium Fartiosa by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 9, 2023

Gilstrap 

Having a set of strap-on gills or the condition of being strapped to the gills with weapons. The act of farting or shitting yourself in public can also be known as getting your Gilstrap on. There is a conspiracy theory going around that the hidden wet fart device used by GilstrapTV is also called a Gilstrap itself, but nobody has really ever seen it so we can't be sure exactly what that device is or if the star of the show himself just happens to go by the surname of Gilstrap and that device has no apparent name at all.

Quincy: "Dude, you just shit yourself!"

Cornelius: "Don't mind me. I'm getting my Gilstrap on!"

Gilstrap by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 9, 2023

Gulag 

A place of punishment you exclaim to others you'll have to go to after the crime of being heard farting in public.

*farts*

"Oops! That one sent me to the gulag!"

-GilstrapTV

Gulag by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 9, 2023

Lettuce Spray 

The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.

"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"

Lettuce Spray by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 8, 2023

Motley Crust 

A crusty crouton to be served with mozzarella.

"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, I make Motley Crust!"

Motley Crust by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

Motley Crouton 

The main ingredient in Motley Crust which is served with mozzarella.

"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, we make Motley Crust."

Motley Crouton by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

Vwurms 

A cross between the words of English worms and Dutch worms whose name is pronounced heavy on the English V and W together to sound like it is spoken with the accent of an upper-class snob.

"Disgusting! My dog has vwurms and now I have them too!"

Vwurms by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023