Ponytailing is the act of pulling a ponytail out of your anus and crawling around on all fours with a horse's tail hanging out of your ass.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 26, 2023
Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.
"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 22, 2023
"I got my Venus penis stuck inside of Jupiter's anus with the rings of Saturn stretched around the rings of Uranus & I pop Pluto's ploppings like a chicken plop pill though... like that mick Marshall Dillon used McMars as a dildo... when my body hair is growing from my pube's weeping willow down to all the pillow-biters that are biting their pillows. Go and break your fucking breakfast back out of your Brillo. I'll trade my number one status for a whole lot of nil though."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023
To receive a blast unto yourself from whatever you quote as any "God damned" source, be it from a fire extinguisher, a can of whipped cream or a gun.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 05, 2023
Not unlike Plenty of Fish, POF also stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.
Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"
Larry: "What does that mean?"
Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"
Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"
Larry: "What does that mean?"
Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"
Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 02, 2023
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO August 15, 2023
A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.
In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.
Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.
Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023