Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

by Anonymous May 06, 2003

smurf

Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.

by Anonymous April 05, 2003

se><0r

to engage in sexual relations with someone or something.

se><0r her face!

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

junk

any non-fixable STD known as the "no good ones"

dude, get off that hooker, that bitch gots the junk.1-800-GOT-JUNK (toronto reference)

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

dweed

Like a thing-a-ma-bob, something that you don't know what else to call it.
Can be used as a derisive term for a person in the sense that you're calling them a "thing".

What's a dweed? (Lots of giggling)

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

cumbox

A term used to describe a person who is used simply as a deposit for cum, implies total lack of respect

Going home now to empty my bollox in the cumbox

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

phillippa

very nice girl who is to be loved by all

by Anonymous August 02, 2003