vorpal

adj. Infinitly sharp. So sharp it cannot be measured.

by Anonymous March 05, 2003

gav

a wanna be who cant be so if he could be he wouldnt have to be what he thinks he is

a little boy with such a small penis,also know to be a looser with girls

by Anonymous March 07, 2003

Balrog

The boxer character in the Street Fighter series of video games. Looks suspiciously like Mike Tyson.

by Anonymous July 03, 2003

pink flamingo

a bird

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

autocunnilingus

see cunnilingus. The act of cunnilingus performed on oneself.

Jane spred her legs, bent over, and licked her own clitoris until she orgasmed.

by Anonymous March 14, 2005

ridgefield

A bunch of rich, white idiots who think they're the kings and queens of the world. All the high schoolers think they're going to Harvard or Yale, and all the parents are stupid and naive. The schools are overrated, there are no services, and it seems like Ridgefield is a bubble. This town just flat out stinks. Everyone's white. The kids are asses, and everyone hates each other. god its bad.

Ridgefield is to the world as a fat guy is to a pair of tight jeans: it's just a strain on society.

by Anonymous April 15, 2005

Depends

Diapers for the elderly who have lost control of their bladder due to old age. (Can also be used figuratively to make fun of someone with a small bladder or someone who frequently wets their pants/bed.)

"My grandma told me to get her something useful for her birthday, so I got her an economy size package of Depends. She was thrilled."

"My algebra teacher is a bitch and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom more than once during class. I think I pissed my pants!"
"Girl, you gotta get yourself some Depends!"

by anonymous January 09, 2005