sonet

the inability to spell, or to string together a meaningful sentence, usually caused by lack of punani. see #grits.

<sonet> you are indispicibibaly smelly, and you have seksewal intercoorse with dead cats, and yes, i am a virgin.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

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entensity

a forum in which several hundred homosexual male teenagers conjoin to converse about various topics including male orgies, goatses, and the stretch capabilities of the anal region.

Hey, check out those homos in the parking lot! I bet they frequent the Entensity forums.

by anonymous April 07, 2005

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Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers

Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.

by anonymous October 23, 2004

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Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

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