ANONYMOUS's definitions

sexmachine

addicted to sex....and damn good at it

you are a sex machine!!!

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

therapeutic

massage

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

j00n'ed

The act of having been owned by The Master Chief or The Puma. In any way, shape or form.

Jeff: Ouch.
TMC: I j00n'ed you!

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Chode

a short fat penis

Brittany likes to blow chode

by Anonymous February 15, 2003

crasterbation

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Smuf

A character from the 80s television show the smurfs. They are blue and 98% male. They never engage in sexual activity, which would be considered politically incorrect by today's standards.

Smufs are weird.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

a whole lotta woman

A man who exhibits some characteristics of Foxy cleopatra

Josh is a whole lotta woman

by Anonymous March 17, 2003