ANONYMOUS's definitions

shitty pants

you are stuck to your seat in those shitty pants.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

subtarded

A term describing a person or endeavor that is of a lower standard than even the conventional definition of retarded.

Also:
Thornspawn
Black Witchery
football

I cannot believe that Osmose signed such subtarded bands.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

web site

Places that overweight 40 year old virgins and pimply teens spend all day visiting

A fat boy whacked off over the porn website

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

oknark

founder of torchthebridge, king of alcohol, and all around nice guy. Excels at SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS.

Hey look, it's Oknark!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

celery cheesecake sticks

used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles

" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "

by Anonymous January 10, 2003

SvenDiagram

Of upmost eliteness. Without comparison, above the rest.

See: Savage, Beast, Awesome

I can't believe he did that, he's a total SvenDiagram.

by Anonymous February 3, 2003

longdale

John Longdale.
1. Major of the 33rd Regiment of Foot.
2. pimp
3. Crazy British guy who shanks with a saber.
4. longdale > andrew

Major John Longdale ordered his troops to open fire on the unsuspecting line of men.

by Anonymous February 22, 2003