ANONYMOUS's definitions

laird

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman

1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!

by Anonymous May 23, 2004

woc

Term for cow's milk invented in the '60s in an Illinois middle school as an experiment in linguistic divergence.

I like woc and cookies.
Did you hear about happened to Ken? Somebody told a joke and he shot woc out his nose!

by Anonymous October 14, 2004

Bill of Rights

The first 10 amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America. Tells the government what kinds of laws they can and can't pass. Includes freedom of speech and freedom of religion, which it specifically says Congress can not deny any American citizen.
President George W. Bush's worst nightmare.

Congress shall pass no law limiting the freedom of speech.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

terrrance

look up tarrence

fag

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

trikk

someone that is a slut. they'll fool around with 10 or more ppl in one nite and not care

that girl is such a trikk, she slept with jason last nite, now she's all up in brett, and who knows what she did with kyle.

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

Pheonix

as hot as one's penis

my penis is pheonix-hot!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

El Jefe

The spanish version of Jeff Gann. Most of the time only comes out in clutch situations

"OMG this is a completely different Kronos we see here" *buzzer goes off*
Interviewer: Wow that was just amazing, how did you do it Jeff?
Kronos: Jeff is no more, this is El Jefe *evil grin*

by Anonymous April 9, 2003