ANONYMOUS's definitions

poos

1. Frequent and watery bowel movements
2. Looseness of the bowels
3. Diarrhea
4. Shits
5. Main ingredient in a Doo Doo Pie

Q: Why isn't Nancy at work today?
A: Oh, She ate some bad sushis and now she got the poos.

by Anonymous April 17, 2005

coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

cumgobbler

one who likes to gobble cum.

Lick it up cumgobbler.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

nif

(n) Term used to describe one who has a sexual affection for Norse goddesses and/or grey pajamas.

"Nif wants to get it on with Freya."

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

a flute

the new term for crack pipe.

i have my flute want to play some music?

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

calender

A Year

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

by Anonymous October 24, 2006