Definitions by ANONYMOUS

doof 

A dufus/doofus, a foolish person.

Don't let him in. That doofy-ass fuck's too big of a doof to hang out around here.

doof by Anonymous November 8, 2002

ditch weed 

bad marijuana: wild marijuana that grew 'in a ditch by the side of the road'.

Shit, ain't no point in sending Jimmy out to buy us no good weed. He'll just bring hom a $50 bag of ditch weed again, just like last time.

ditch weed by Anonymous November 8, 2002

blowski

blow job, oral sex

Your Mom's a great gal. I gave her a ride to her job at Micky D's last week and she gave me a great blowski in the parking lot. She looked up with cum all over her chin and said 'did you want fries with that?'. Like I said, she's a great gal.

blowski by Anonymous November 8, 2002

duckets 

Tickets to an event

I got a couple of duckects to the game

duckets by Anonymous November 7, 2002

teh suck 

Something which is unimpressive.

dude that site is teh suck

teh suck by Anonymous November 7, 2002

splork 

to ejaculate or an ejaculate

No splorking on others!
Keep your splork to yourself

splork by Anonymous November 7, 2002

runt

diminutive
the smallest (usually animal in a litter)

He was the runt of the litter.

runt by Anonymous November 7, 2002