ANGIE's definitions

cougar

An old dried up hag who is looking for a last chance of romance or sexual fling with a horny younger male or one with mommy issues who didn't suck on his mother titties long enough. If you want to date someone more sophisticated and mature why would you date a saggy bitch who acts like a younger women. And about the sexual experience, whatever, any younger girl can give you an awesome blowjob or a good ride.

Any woman who could be your mother!

by Angie December 6, 2004

avila

a hella chill gal's last name

first name then a last name; Jen Avila

by angie March 2, 2005

Haggard

a fat, ugly girl with a messed up face who is just rottenly unfortunate looking.

ohh god that chick is haggard.

by angie May 13, 2005

chutch

a chutch is the area between the asshole and the dang or vag. it is the same thing as a taint or durf.

yo, stop grabbing my chutch

by angie December 14, 2004

hawki

Caroline and Jasmine's yummy LJ community. Those two girls are hotter than me so that's gotta count for something,e h?

Jasmine and Caroline

by Angie February 16, 2005

roman head

the act of giving oral sex over means of a telephone i.e. oral phone sex

last night on the phone, i gave him roman head to help him get off.

by Angie July 1, 2003

gunk princess

A Gunk Princess is a girl (Or sometimes guy) who loves both Punk Music and Goth Music. People who are a Gunk Princess always dress original and are the arch nemesis of the poseur Avril.

sylents from livejournal

by Angie May 25, 2004