fek

Originally from the Britcom "Father Ted" a derivitive of the word fuck that is used when fuck cannot be.

Maid (in british accent)- "What would you say to a cup of tea?"

Father - "Fek off cup!"

by Andy March 21, 2005

restructuring

Literal meaning: to rearrange the structure of something.

Real meaning: to sack lots of workers.

A euphemism used by bosses to cover up the fact that they're planning to sack workers or to attack workers in other ways (e.g. worsen pay and conditions).

Boss: We're planning a major restructuring of this factory.

Union rep: erm - what's that?

Me: It means they're going to sack loads of people, you idiot! Quick, do something!

by Andy April 27, 2004

Tittsie Fatahue

a slang word for a fat kid

Yo man, ur a Tittsie Fatahue!

by Andy July 24, 2004

oldlady

The best person in the world at any given thing

ie: cs, ut, DOW, etc

"My mate andy is a right oldlady!"

by Andy November 26, 2004

lampie

variant of techies. get most of the shinyest toys to play with.
prefers the dark, reads under blue light for major parts of life.
uses lots of TLA's - DMX, 520's, P64...
but not as many as soundies

'its not my problem, go ask a lampie for it'
'i'm not the DJ, i'm a lampie'

by andy February 13, 2005

Emory

An expensive university in Atlanta. No freedom of speech in this place. One wrong word and your already standing in front of the honor council. Totally infested with liberals.

That guy never says his opinion, always agrees with everybody else, probably went to Emory.

by Andy April 06, 2005

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

by Andy October 06, 2004