ANDY's definitions

kumikaze

Where you're about to reach climax, and you bend over and splooge in your own face.

I was going to splooge on my girlfriend, but I decided that I wanted to be receive the moneyshot.

by Andy March 11, 2004

Buzzin

Really happy

Im proper buzzin.

by Andy March 12, 2004

bithc

kb is so gangsta, he spells b-i-t-c-h the way he wants.

"stfu, bithc"

by andy March 14, 2004

dog's bollocks (the)

Top class. Can not be bettered.

Derives from the fact that there is nothing a dog likes to do more than to lick his own bollocks.

Can also be shortened to simply "The Bollocks", but beware, as without the definite article bollocks means pretty much the opposite.

That Tony Blair is the Dog's Bollocks!

by Andy March 15, 2004

peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

by Andy March 17, 2004

martha stewart

A Jail wife/bitch that will keep the cell smelling spring-time fresh as well as looking warm and inviting.

By adding a simple wood veneer lampshade to the caged light, Martha was able to warmth and color to the cold gray concrete cell.

by andy March 17, 2004

chintear

N. dribble of seminal fluid running down side of mouth and resting on the chin

"You'll need a mansize tissue to wipe away those chintears."

by Andy March 21, 2004