Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.
I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 16, 2006
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by Andrew February 23, 2005
Cheese dip is the thing you think of right after you are wanking and you think of your mother. The thought that comes into my mind when that happens is 'cheese dip'. it is quitee strange but it gets me off even when i smell carrot and no cheese what so ever. Which is odd in my life as i own many cheese factories, like charlie and the chocolate factory but its more like andrew and the cheese factory. except i am much cooler and own as i said before many cheese factories. thats what cheese dip means to peoples odd legs that are often shorter that their fingers and buim pubes.
by Andrew May 20, 2004
a place, usually a building which houses cronstitors. A crosnstitor is anything except people named steven. Not stephen but steven.
by Andrew January 05, 2004