Definitions by AN0SEater

porkasaurus 

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.

Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.

porkasaurus by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Awful Awful Challenge 

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Man, I was doing the Awful Awful Challenge after I ate Taco Bell last night.

Awful Awful Challenge by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

No Freakin Way

Having an orgy with seven or more people. The No Freakin Way part of this orgy is when one of the participants shit all over another participant. After one shits, the other participants start to gang rape the participant who is covered in feces by ejaculating, shoving jalapeno coins in every orifice possible, and pissing all over their body.

I had all of my friends over for a hangout. When I emptied my ass on Debra, everyone was like No Freakin Way.

No Freakin Way by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

Bring Me The Breakfast 

Sexual intercourse usually done in the morning or the time breakfast is served. During dominating play, saying "Bring me the Breakfast" means get naked and get over here, were fucking.

Man, Jake is so submissive. Did you see how quickly his dick was out after Elena said "Bring Me The Breakfast".

Bring Me The Breakfast by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

Pancake Dick Drizzle 

When someone takes a piss or busts a nut all over a plate of food in front of you. This resembles syrup drizzling onto pancakes.

Her food looked so much better before she did a Pancake Dick Drizzle all over it.

Pancake Dick Drizzle by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

McParty 

The act of recieving a blowjob in the McDonalds bathroom by two to ten girls. This is popularly done at a birthday party held at McDonalds. The ages of the girls can be from anywhere from 12 to 20 years old.

I was in a seventh fucking heaven when those girls gave me a McParty.

McParty by AN0SEater March 27, 2020

Chicken McTenders 

The act of performing anal sex with a chicken tender from McDonalds. This occurs when a man fucks a chicken tender from McDonalds and shoves the tender with the jizz from the man into the girl's mouth. The taste of your semen will probably make the woman menustrate so have a tender or penis ready to dip the tender into the ketchup.

I have no idea how we are still married after I gave her an order of the chicken McTenders.

Chicken McTenders by AN0SEater March 23, 2020