when your ass sticks out so much, you can eat your dinner off of it
"DAMMMMNNNNNNNNN look at that ghetto booty"
A favored game of those of the Jewish faith, Jewography was born due to the phenomenon that most Jews can get connected in less than six degrees. Though it is usually played at USY
conventions/summer programs, it is possible to play it wherever a group of geographically diverse Jews is gathered to eat and schmooze.
Oy…I thought the CJB
with the Jewfro
was hook up
territory until we started playing Jewography. Turns out that he’s my cousin on my dad’s side.
Jew 1: So, you’re from Virginia…Do you know David Goldberg? Jew 2: Of course! He dated my sister’s best friend at Ramah
, staffed my brother’s USY
on Wheels bus, and is my rabbi’s third cousin twice removed.
people who live in trailers AND are trashy...alcohol...wife beaters....
"Dude, dont date Becky, she's trailer-trash!"
a guy who drives a truck, has a mullet, has a 'no fear' sticker, and feels strongly about whether he drives a ford or a chevy. oh...and they sure say "F**K", and "DUDE" alot...thus the name, "F-Dude"
"Did you see Tammy? Like, I can't believe she is dating that F-Dude!"
A person who lives in an house
You gorger better watch your back
that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function
. He is usually disgustingly drunk
, and may spill a beer
or two on you. He is the guy, that if he does get laid
, the girl would never admit it. Bottom line, he is gross.
You: I can't believe you slept with that heinous blow pig.
Friend: I did not!
A Knife + A Spoon = Knifoon
It scoops like a spoon but cutss like a knife. Be careful with soup as cuts on the mouth may occur.
An example is completely unneccessary.