ALLISON's definitions

kcch

A written 'hiss'.
Use instead of *hiss*, when angered, or when there is nothing else to say.

You arent coming to the party tommorow?! kcch!

by Allison January 30, 2004

honorary jew

An honorary member of the Jewish brethren. Usually awarded to someone who grew up in a Jewish neighbourhood, knows what a dreidel, kippa, bubbie and zaide are. Chews Bazooka Joe gum. Jealous they didn't get to build a tent in their back yard for Sukoot or celebrate a Bar Mitzvah. Frequently says stuff like "Oy! It took a lot of chutzpah for me to show him what's what. Mazel tov!"

Jameel was awarded his honorary jew status with a kippa ceremony.

by Allison March 22, 2004

silver rocket

a silver sildo that will.... ugh ugh ugh

gh ugh sorry i walk around while haveing orgasims, or maybe it is i havfe orgasims while i am walkin around

by Allison April 11, 2005

bitch drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. Derived from the female term barbie drinks. When consumed by a male (either hetero/homosexual), it takes it's masculine form of 'bitch drinks', as to seem more insulting. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

I was totally going to go home with him after we left the bar, but I saw he had been drinking bitch drinks all night! I think he might be a friend of Dorothy.

by Allison January 4, 2005

smob

you can use this word in place of any word you want. adjective, verb, noun, whatever.

you are such a smob

i am smobbing you

lets smob!!

by Allison September 17, 2004

high nigga pie

"High nigga pie" means that you're really high.

"This dro gets me high nigga pie!"

by Allison January 24, 2005

PUCCI

PUCCI, as opposed to GUCCI. Refers to a busted drag queen's choice of clothes or inability to wear female clothes convincingly.

also see: party city wig

Oh girrrl look at that queen's half zipped dress!!

Girl, that ain't Gucci, that's Pucci!!

by Allison January 4, 2005